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  • Oct. 25th, 2009 at 6:30 PM


Dear November 3rd,

I hate you and you're a bitch.  Really? A quiz, a paper due and two midterms?  What have I ever done to you?  And I'm doing NaNoWriMo!  Are you trying to kill me? 

...I'd yell at you more but I need to go study. 

I hope you are gruesomely disfigured in some kind of calendar accident you jerk,
[info]boyamiconfuzed

Well ain't that just sucktacular.

  • Sep. 6th, 2009 at 4:31 PM

So I need to rant somewhere, and I've decided this is the best place to do it.

I went to Bristol Farms today to get some shopping done- mostly because I'm nearly out of meat.  Still have lots of bread and veggies, but no meat.  So I'm strollin' through the freezer aisle, and I reach the end and go... wait what?  They didn't have and frozen meat- not even hamburger patties.  In fact the only place you can get meat is in their little fact deli section from the guy behind the counter.  And the type of meat i wanted-boneless chicken and ground beef- was SEVEN DOLLARS A POUND.  It's not that I'm anti-guy-behind-the-counter (actually I am but that's another story) but wouldn't you expect a grocery store to have at least some frozen chicken or beef?  Hamburger patties? something?
So I didn't buy any, I'll go down to the Vons tomorrow, I'm not paying for something I could get for half the price somewhere else.  Do you thing it'd be alright to leave the meat unrefrigerated for twenty-thirty minutes?  The Vons is about a mile away, and it's up-hill on the way back.  I'd just ask a roomie if I could use their car- but both of them are temporarily with cars. 

AND MY INTERNET TRIES TO STOP WORKING EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY COMPUTER!

*weeps*

  • Aug. 23rd, 2009 at 11:03 PM


So I went to see District 9 tonight with my best friend.  And then I got sick an hour or so into the movie and we had to leave.  Which sucks 'cause I was liking it so far.

And then I get home- and my roomates had some kind of collosal fight while I was out.  So now I'm ill and sitting around feeling the awkward silence.  Yippee.  At least no one's mad at me, but I get the feeling this fight's going to escalate.

And I still have that icky post-throw up feeling in my throat!

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Take that topography!

  • Aug. 19th, 2009 at 2:13 PM


I found the Vons today.  It totally wasn't a mile away like my roomie said it was... or maybe I just have no concept of how long a mile is. It's probably that second one actually, I've always had problems with distances longer than a yard.  Well either way it was not the monster walk I was expecting, and I got Hamburger Helper out of the deal- because for some reason they don't sell Hamburger Helper at Bristol Farms (the closest grocery store.)  Pretentious jerks.

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So yesterday I went with my roommate to return a backpack she'd bought.  (I was bored and I was there when she bought it so I thought I should see her return it too.)  So we're walking through the shopping center to the Ross, and my brain is trying to tell me something.

"Wait where did you buy that bag?"

"At Marshall's"

A moment of silence. 

"We just walked past Marshall's"

"Yep."

So we turned around and located Marshall's.  Then we get to the front of the return line- and we forgot to bring the receipt...

And then we went and got frozen yogurt to drown our woes in.

It's funny now but last night it was just sad.

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So...

  • May. 30th, 2009 at 2:02 PM

I was thinking about one of the classes I'm taking right now on the Holocaust.  And then through my own bizarre thought process I was thinking about Magneto, the X-Men villian with being a Holocaust survivor as part of his tragic backstory.  And I was thinking isn't it kind of ironic that he believes in a mutant master race?  With a side order of genocidal tendencies?

What do you think?  Were the original creators trying to get all deep and thinky on us?  Was it accidental irony?  Have I only now noticed something that everyone else already knew?

Peace out.

What's all this then?

  • May. 13th, 2009 at 2:11 AM

What? I have a Livejournal? Weird.

Our story so far.......

  • Jul. 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 AM


Why?
Because I like this picture... You should like it too.
And I wanted to see if i still remembered how to use Photobucket.

May We Come To See You?

  • Jul. 4th, 2006 at 5:43 PM

As it is now officially the 'out of stuff to do' portion of summer I figured I'd update. Actually I've been using my brain so little it's amazing that I can focus enough to type this coherently... odohte7 gi8 z8t hr9f

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Google

  • Apr. 5th, 2006 at 9:45 AM

I'm having fun with saints. These are some of my favorites...

  • Anthony the Abbot is the patron saint of pigs.
  • Fiacre is the patron saint of boxmakers and taxi drivers.
  • Pastry chefs have three patron saints;Honorius of Amiens, Macarius the Younger, and Phillip the Apostle.
  • Neot is the patron saint of fish.
  • Clare of Assisi is the patron of writers for television.

Your in luck Danielle! There isn't a patron saint of candy (yet)!

If anyone else feels like finding a saint to blame stuff on I got this info from The Patron Saint Index.

Recipe

  • Mar. 5th, 2006 at 10:05 AM

I'm mad at Livejournal right now... I did this big pretty post with lotsa pictures, then I put the picture in an LJ cut and they all disappeared!!!!!!! So now you get this short angry post instead of the super post of funness...


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I have taken my anger out on the keyboard...I feel slightly better now.

Avon Order

  • Feb. 18th, 2006 at 9:06 PM

Don't mind me, I'm drugged up on cold medicine...








Haha! Seals...

Feb. 1st, 2006

  • 7:12 AM

My grandfather died last night, and tommorrow's my birthday.

Sometimes life really sucks.

Corn

  • Dec. 26th, 2005 at 4:57 PM

Hello, now that the Christmas present opening has ended I am creating a 'fabulous' showcase of the gifts I got...

 

 

The Fabulousness is Hiding in Here... )


So... Long time no see, especially because I can't see you anyway. I have a rhetorical question for you ... Let's say your name was Danielle, and I had some kind of wrapped article of funness for you... When would it be a good time for me to deliver said article to you?


Oh, and I finally did this majigger...


Harry Potter Survey


Favorites


Favorite Character?– Remus!


Favorite House?– Ravenclaw (everyone knows the smart people run everything.)


Favorite Professor?– Remus! When he was a teacher, for current teachers I'd have to go with Professor Sprout or Flitwick.


Favorite Order Member?– Tonks!


Favorite Student?– Luna Lovegood!!


Favorite Ship?– I'm partial to Remus/Tonks, but I like most of the cannon
ships, and anytime Snape gets a girlfriend it's good.


Favorite Class?– DADA(Because it's awesome!) and Potions (Because I get to blow stuff up.)


Favorite Harry Potter book?– Prisoner of Azkaban


Favorite Harry Potter movie?– Have to go with Goblet, cause Voldie was amazing.


Favorite Era?– Marauders Era (Remus and Sirius before they got old and sad! Or just old in Remus's case.)


Least Favorites


Least Favorite Character?– I'm not fond of Umbridge or Fudge, but I don't know who I hate more.


Least Favorite House?– Slytherin (because nobody likes them.)


Least Favorite Professor?– Umbridge duh!


Least Favorite Order Member?– Mundungus Fletcher!


Least Favorite Student?– Justin Finch-Fletchley (his name's too hard for me to say with my retainer in and he just bugs me.)


Least Favorite Ship?– Umbridge/Draco (I read the beginning of one once, I still have nightmares.)


Least Favorite Class?– Astronomy (Not because it's not awesome, I just enjoy my sleep.)


Least Favorite Harry Potter book?– I love them all! Well, parts of them...


Least Favorite Harry Potter movie?– I like all of them, but the first one is the one I'd like to watch the least.


Least Favorite Era?– Well since my favorite era is the Marauders it would stand to reason that the 'current' era would be my least favorite, but I don't want to say that because obviously I love Harry and his era, I'm just disappointed in the lack of happy/living people named Remus and Sirius and James.


Random...


Who is the character you miss, because of a death?– Lily, she seems really cool.


How many times have you read the books?– All of them except the 6th twice, and the third one four times.


How many times have you watched the movies?– Lots!


Do you read fanfiction?– Occasionally, I do write it.


What's your favorite type?– Comedy! (And that romantic stuff is good too.)


Is Snape good or bad?- ... To save myself from a mauling at the hands of someone named Danielle I must say yes.( I really do want him to be good, I'm just disappointed by the lack of evidence supporting this theory.)


Will anyone who has died come back to life?– Well Dumbledore's not dead, so he will.


What is the 'big thing' that will be revealed about Lily Potter?– If I knew that why would I tell you?


Will Harry go back to Hogwarts in Year 7?– I think he will even though he said he wouldn't. (Ron and Hermione are going to kidnap him and make him go.)


Will Harry die in book 7?– No stupid, Voldemort will.


What do you think of Harry being with Ginny?– I knew it would happen


What do you think of Lupin being with Tonks?– Anything that makes Remus happier is wonderful. And Tonks is awesome too.


Are you a fan of the Marauders?– You haven't been reading my other answers have you?


How long did it take you to read HBP?– A few days, I don't remember exactly.


How many times, in theaters, have you seen GoF?– Twice.


This or That


Harry/Ron: Ron!


Hermione/Ginny: Hermione!


Parvati/Lavender: Parvati! (Her name's cooler.)


Sirius/Lupin: BOTH!!!!


Peter/Snape: Snape! (That's a pretty stupid question, no one likes Peter.)


Crabbe/Goyle: Umm... Crabbe! No! Goyle! No! Ummm... Which one's which?


Draco/Lucius: Jason Isaacs! I mean Lucius!


Narcissa/Bellatrix: Bellatrix has a much cooler name.


Flitwick/Sprout: Flitwick! (Dwarves beat crazy flower ladies any day.)


Gryffindor/Slytherin: Gryffindor!


Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw: Ravenclaw!


Three Broomsticks/Hogs Head: Three Broomsticks!


Wizards Chess/Exploding Snap: Exploding Snaps! (BOOOM!!)


Trio/Marauders: I love you Harry, and Ron, and Hermione, I really do, but......... MARAUDERS!!!!!!!!


Hedwig/Pig: Pig!


Tonks/Mrs.Weasley: This one's hard! ...umm...Tonks!


Seamus/Dean: Seamus!


Voldemort/Dumbledore: Vumbledort!


McGonagall/Umbridge: McGonagall! (Once again, stupid question, no body likes Umbridge.)


Every Flavor Beans/Chocolate Frogs: Chocolate Frogs!


Diagon Alley/Hogsmeade: Hogsmeade!!!!!! (They have a sock shop!)


Beaubaxtons/Dumstrang: Beaubatons! (France is prettier than Russia, and warmer.)


Dragons/Werewolves: Dragons!


HP Books/HP Movies: BOOKS!!!!!!!!!

Dec. 6th, 2005

  • 3:58 PM

This makes me laugh...

LiveJournal Username
Choose your weapon
Writes poetryantiquesong
Paintsnevaadullmoment
Takes pictureseat_pinnaple_pi
Drinks absinthealex_makaroni
Smokes potnevaadullmoment
Isn't really a bohemianeat_pinnaple_pi
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It's funny cause it's true!

UCAUTION
IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP BOYAMICONFUZED AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.

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Poor Alex...

LiveJournal Username
Why is everyone fighting?
How does this make you feel?
Are you going to try and stop this?
Duck!
Do you know how much time it is going to take to get all this blood out of the carpet?
Do you plan on joining the fray?
Is the first one killedlittlelotte07
Strikes fear into the hearts of others with their Chainsaw of DOOM!antiquesong
Keeps spouting corny catchphrasesnevaadullmoment
Is surprisingly lethal with a ficus plantantiquesong
Manages to decapitate themself on accidentalex_makaroni
Number of innocent bystanders slain by the fighters32
Amount of propery damage the fight will cause$254,509
Chance that you'll survive the melee
30%
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I Like this one too... Ha ha! Ha!

LiveJournal Username
House?
Favorite Course?
Who is your favorite HP Character?
Future Career?
What year are you?
Your best friendlittlelotte07
Your worst enemyeat_pinnaple_pi
Becomes a deatheateralex_makaroni
Tries to seduce Voldemortnevaadullmoment
Becomes a werewolfnevaadullmoment
Finds a horocruxeat_pinnaple_pi
how much damages your pranks in school cost...$9,535,965
You become a Death Eater...False
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LOOK DANIELLE YOU'RE JESUS! I KNEW IT!

LiveJournal Username
do you like christmas?!
the drunk santa claus scarying all the kids!!eat_pinnaple_pi
The freaky deaky little elfantiquesong
The little kid with thousands of presents.alex_makaroni
Rudolf the Reindeer..YAY you saved the dayeat_pinnaple_pi
Frosty the snow man..omg your so cute!nevaadullmoment
The snow! yay! we all love you!!nevaadullmoment
The carolers!!! oh boy oh boy!eat_pinnaple_pi
you're jesus cause your just cool like thatlittlelotte07
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Why yes, I have no life.

HAPPY NON-DENOMINATIONAL WINTER HOLIDAYS!

Third Grade, etc.

  • Nov. 24th, 2005 at 8:12 AM

Voldemort did it!

HI! I've gotta leave soon, but before I go there is something reeeeeaaaaalllllllllllllllllllyyyyy important

DANIELLE! YOU HAVE TO TAPE LOST FOR ME!!!!!!!!!

Ok that's it. Bye Bye! I'll miss you!

Koalas

  • Nov. 6th, 2005 at 9:47 AM

Hi peoples! I have returned from the land of grandma's birthday party. It went better than I thought it would, mostly because it turns out that Grandma is the only one who knows who everyone is, I had a nice chat with my cousins about who 'that one lady over there' is. I also made friends with various babies, which is very cool because if they got upset there were seven other people willing to take them away from me.


There was one bad thing though... I'm walking across the hotel parking lot before we went to the party and my ankle decides to stop working and I fell over rather spectacularly. I now have a cell-phone sized scab on my knee that tingles everytime I move it...Excuse me of a minute while I wallow in self-pity...

Sigh...

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...

...Ok, I'm better now.

I am a dinosaur.

  • Oct. 21st, 2005 at 9:26 PM

Grr, Argh, Grrr! Rawr! Rawr,Rawr,Rawr,Rawr!Grr, Rawr, Argh, Grr, Rawr!

This is me, the dinosaur. Rawr!

Are you a dinosaur too?